troubleshooting

by JS on August 27, 2008

I can’t feel my legs. The room has a blue tint now, and I suspect I may not be real.
You have inhaled too many of the chemical fumes from the microwave. Find the talking green box — this is your telephone. Open its mouth, tickle the cow, apply the sticky orange paste to the third knob, and shout “HELP!” This will summon an ambulance and/or a succession of clowns, either of which should improve your situation.”

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